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Good evening, children.

It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. Music Once upon a time.

In a time, in a land called Switzerland, there lived a count.

He was an older man and had one son. The boy, called Finn, was stubborn and never

listened to anything anyone told him, for he just did not seem to care to learn. One day, his

father said, My son, I can never seem to get anything into that head of yours, but still I shall try as I will.

You must leave here.

I will put you in the care of a celebrated master who shall see what he can do with you.

Finn was sent to a faraway town where he knew no one, and there he remained for a whole year.

When the time came, he returned home, and his father asked,

What have you learned, my son?

I have learned what the dogs say when they bark, father, he replied.

Have mercy, cried the father. Is this all you have learned i shall send you

to another town with another master finn was sent to another town and stayed a year with the new master

and when he came back him him... What have you learned, my son?

I have learned what the birds say, father.

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