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Welcome back, Sloot. You're listening to Sophia with an F, and I am physically back in the United States of America, which I am happy about. It feels good to just be like back in my bed and back at home. And I was just laughing off camera with Sof because sometimes in our conversations, I am like,

if someone listened to this, it sounds like Britney Spears under conservatorship. Like I am not comparing myself to her, but me looking at you and

saying, have I told this sleuths about the slugs in my apartment? Can I? Like, that just... Just in a trap.

You're like, just don't drag it on and tell them hello. I'm just kidding now. Soap didn't say that.

I do just want to give you guys like an update and I'm going to tell a story because it was

more traumatic than any of this call her daddy shit genuinely. Like it rocked me to my core and I can't even feel safe in my own home.

I went to drinks with my team and I love my publicist shout out. We were celebrating daddy issues. The book announcement had just come out.

And so like brought the cake to drinks that says daddy issues and it was a time. And we celebrated.

We like blew out some candles. And then I had something I needed to do for work

that definitely required my publicist. And so I was like, oh my gosh, do you want to come back to my

apartment? I know you've never been there. And we can like just look at this thing together and so I start making us margaritas

and I'm like yeah I'll just make us a drink and we can watch this thing and it was late okay

it was like already 10 11 p.m. And out of the corner of my eye, I have the fucking cocktail

shaker, okay? And I'm like shaking it. I'm about to pour these drinks. Out of the corner of my

eye, I see what I can only compare it to a little mini snake.

That's going to, that, okay, that was an exaggeration, but something as long as my, almost my

pointer finger. Okay, something as long as a finger on your hand from the tip of the

nail to the knuckle is slowly making its way across the rug in my hallway. And it's moving slow. If you live in New York, let me tell you

something about New York, you are going to encounter only scary things that are fast.

Like the people here are fast and the people here move fast, walk fast, so do the scary creatures. Rats,

run. Spiders run. Cockroaches fly. Okay, well, they don't fly, but they run fast. And so to see

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