What I've dedicated my life to is revenge. A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel. They think they're better than us. Who do you think you are? I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong. She's punishing me. You destroyed my family. I will not rest until I've destroyed yours. A Woman of Substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.

Happy Thursday, party people. Welcome back, Sluits. I am in a new location. I know I gave you two locations last week. I'm actually about to give you guys seven or eight in this podcast vlog. And again, I sound like a broken record, but I don't care. If you don't watch this on YouTube, this would actually be the week to do that because emphasis on the

vlog part, but a girl is going to podcast and I am in my Milan apartment.

I am recording from there's like a little courtyard in this apartment that I'm obsessed with.

It's been fully furnished, decorated by my fiance. Like, if you guys are

watching this, there's like, I wouldn't get this lounge sofa and aqua, but he does have really good

taste. And I have hot hair. I'm going to go get a blowout. And

Sof and I were just on the phone earlier. And she was like, you know, we just, I was kind of not

freaking out, but I was just telling her, oh my God, like, I need a hurry and record. I have a blowout in,

hmm, I have a blowout in about 30 minutes. And she just said, okay, well, you need to, we don't

need to be like scared. And what she means by that is I kind of operate from a, I don't want to disappoint

anyone. And that goes for my mom, the hairdresser. I literally tried to invite my nail lady to

my wedding in Lake Como. Like, you don't, you don't need to. Like, your nail lady,

unless she's doing your nails, she doesn't need to go. But the thing is, and this is where I

disagreed with soap, they are Italian. They also, when I called them, because I did something already a little bit shady,

and I guess I left this detail out, I was trying to decide they had a 4.30 and they had a 6.15 p.m.

appointment. I booked the 4.30. And then I was like, are you stupid? I booked the 615 and you can't just like cancel one of them online.

So I called the salon. The lady answered in Italian. I said, hi. She hangs up. I don't blame her, by the way. I really don't blame her. I googled some

words in Italian and I was like, okay, this is how you say cancel, this is how you say appointment,

this is how you read the time. I called her back and I said it and she, I don't really know

what she comprehended. She did comprehend the word cancel. And then I swear I heard

her say, Tardy, which, guys, the same in English. Like, I think she was saying, don't be late.

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