The Doctor Is In (with Taylor Ortega)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Taylor Ortega (Kim Possible, Love Life, Welcome to Flatch) is crashing on Caleb and Dr. Wolstein's pull-out couch, so why not build a Golden Record? Along the way everyone recounts the trauma of having to go to the bathroom in the woods, and also the trauma of wearing Nike Shocks. Taylor's Artifacts Wet wipes (human ephemera) The Real L-Word (audio-visual) Cute, trendy plants that are easy to take care of (biological sample) Taylor’s group chats (literature) A good nonstick pan (human tool) Original Voyager Artifact Old Man With Beard and Glasses (Turkey), Jonathan Blair Follow Taylor on Instagram! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Bonjour, Tornu, good-joula and saludo Satova.
0:34.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.7	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:55.4	Wow Shelby Shelby James Wolfe Oh, oh. Wow.
1:15.3	Shelby, James Wolstein.
1:17.3	Caleb, Dirk.
1:19.2	Dirk?
1:20.5	Yeah.
1:22.8	Ew, you don't think.
1:23.9	Do you think that about me?
1:26.3	Do I think it's real or do I think it's funny?
1:27.4	That's the question. I guess
1:28.1	say real first and then say funny. Well, I know your middle name. Okay, prove it. Daniel.
1:33.1	Oh my God. Oh. I don't know yours. Yes, you do. You just choose not to. Yeah, that's so true.
1:39.1	It's Joelle. Yeah, exactly. Um, yeah, I guessirk is kind of funny. How are you?
1:45.0	Good.
1:45.8	How are you?
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