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Keeping Records

Flirting With Friends (with Meg Stalter)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5726 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

What begins as a meeting with beloved friend and comedian Meg Stalter immediately devolves into an episode of depravity and psychosis. Shelby leaves the recording, seemingly out of rage. Caleb exposes himself repeatedly. Meg says the c-word. Producer Mike becomes Producer Michael. Quite simply, it's insanity. But, aside from all that madness, Meg's Golden Record is angelic in its innocence. Meg's Golden Record: Girls, Season 3, Episode 7 "Beach House" (audio-visual) Knowledge of Dolly Parton's Existence (audio-visual) Laughing hysterically at a restaurant with friends (multisensory experience) The smell of poolside sunscreen and chlorine (multisensory experience)  Realizing you have a crush on someone (multisensory experience) Follow Meg! Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:20.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our black,

0:23.6

my wishes to all who we encounter this voyage.

0:27.6

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:30.6

Hello, good morning.

0:32.6

Honitia.

0:33.6

Ola and saludos at all.

0:34.6

Al-a-a-a-a-lakem.

0:35.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.3

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.3

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:59.2

Wow.

0:59.8

Wow, well, wow, wow, wow, wow, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.

1:09.2

Hey, Caleb. What the hell is up, you freak? Oh, you know.

1:16.3

You freak in nature. What the hell is up, dog? Oh, you know, just living, living out my best years in a

1:24.5

pandemic. How are you doing? Well, I actually have it so much worse than you

1:27.6

for a couple of reasons. The first one is that I can't get that song out of my head that's like,

1:33.5

Hey, look, Ma, I made it. It's been stuck in my head. That's horrible. Michael, clean that up,

1:40.6

make that sound really good. Does it help that I can't stop singing, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no.

1:47.5

No, that makes it worse.

1:49.4

And also the worst thing is I decided a couple days ago to start intermittent fasting,

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