Oh hi friend! Welcome to telling everybody everything. Now it's a very special

episode today. I won't get into my own thoughts and feelings about the world,

pop culture, so people be mean about Zach Efron's face, the whole

horrifically invasive and completely inappropriate Charlotte Crosby documentary

that went out on Channel 5 the other night. Not even gonna talk about

Courtney Kardashian's relationship with Travis Barker and how excited I was to

see the last episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians the most recent one

where Scott Disick said he wanted to marry Courtney and was in love with her.

I'm not gonna talk about how satisfying I found his pain. Instead I would like

to dedicate this entire episode of telling everybody everything to divorce.

Now I am currently married as my only marriage. A lot of people think that I was

married to Violet's father. I was not. I just sometimes I think divorce is

shorthand for leaving the other parent of your child. I have a lot of the same

experiences and I had a lot of the same challenges as someone navigating a

very tumultuous split and then co-parenting thereafter. I talk about the

subject a lot and I want to connect with people. I want to help people and it

dawned on me that maybe my experience is becoming irrelevant because this

all happened a decade ago for me and you see me now powerful glamorous

problematic sometimes. I'm very far removed from the vulnerable scared person,

the hurt person, the guilty person that I was during the split. So luckily for me

Joanne is going through a separation slash pending divorce. You know Joanne,

she's my middle sister. I talk about her living in the woods. We love Joanne.

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