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MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

“The Divorce Expert” with Zach Teague

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our divorce expert joins us on Unofficial Expert this week. No, not Wendy Williams - the incredibly funny, Zach Teague! Zach dishes on what he learned from his parents divorce, what he wants for his own marriage, and that time he saw his dad hooking up with his second grade teacher. Plus, Sydnee goes off on a guy on the subway who asked for her Instagram handle while Marie is simply the expert on being hungry this week.

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0:00.0

Forever. I just noticed that your shirt is like shear. Oh absolutely I'm here for a see through turtle neck.

0:15.1

That's my sheer turtle neck. That's my brand, you know? It's like I'm covered but I'm not.

0:20.3

A sheer total neck and a strapless bra? No it's not strapless.

0:24.0

Oh, okay, wow. I was like, wow. This is but it kind of looks like a corset bra that's what it is. I love me rainbow. Rainbow great is that new I got it before I went to LA you know just in case I was going to do some scams step out

0:40.5

Leave my girl for a little bit. Oh my god, but I did not.

0:44.0

I would never leave Adrian.

0:47.0

Sydney has to put that disclaimer in there because Adrian's friends

0:50.0

listen to her like, yes.

0:51.0

I would never leave her.

0:52.0

I talk all of the shit y'all know y'all

0:55.4

know I'm not going nowhere also Adrian's from Detroit and she will kill everybody

0:59.0

so murder you meded in meday you everybody a me, or you, or you and whoever you cheating with.

1:06.0

Marie, if you knew I was cheating, she would go off on you.

1:08.9

I'd be like, I had no idea.

1:10.9

You know, Sydney took some acting classes, cheap and high stuff. I mean, I tell you know Sydney took some acting classes, she's been high stuff.

1:13.0

I tell you anything from me.

1:16.0

I'd be like Amina might know, but I knew nothing.

1:19.0

I do tell Amina more stuff now.

1:21.0

Can't be trusted. Mm-h trusted. You got other coworkers now. What do I mean? I don't know what you got

1:28.4

other. I mean I mean has a four-year-old son. She be telling him the tea he going to school telling people

1:33.9

to school your business and now everybody at Head Start knows that you're sleeping

1:39.1

with a married man or whatever. If I cheat on Adrian it would not be with a man.

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