The two movies that I own. I own only two movies. It's trolls and Avengers Endgame. They're the only two movies I watch.

Really? They're more connected than you'd think.

Bum, bum, bum, bum.

Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick, and I recently did something I thought I was never going to do again.

Okay. Tell me. I ate a fig Newton.

Oh, you know how about a fig Newton?

No, I just said I was never going to do it again.

And I ate a Fig Newton today.

I swore I was never going to do it again.

Figg Nutons, as we all know, named after Sir Isaac Newton, who invented gravity.

Okay.

Because I learned that figs have like a symbiotic relationship with wasps and wasp will burrow into the figs and die.

Yeah.

And then the prunes will digest or the figs will digest the wasp.

And so there's dead wasp parts in figs.

And so I was like, well, I'm never going to eat. I was like, well, I don't eat figs.

And then I was like, no, no, fig newtons. I love fig newons. And then I was like, I'll never eat them again. But then I saw fig Newton's on the counter today. And I was like, I got to eat this fig Newton. so from now on out you're no longer eating fig Newton's.

I could be persuaded.

Okay.

So this really has no consequence at all.

Nope.

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