Welcome, friend.

To the How-To the How-To-Herritic.

I'm Uncle Dan.

I'm Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

Incorrect. No, it is correct. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world. Help me! Things work differently now.

Never fear. That's why we're here!

We're your audio uncles! And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life after all you only get the one that we know of

So you better make the most of it

Chilady Fellas! Hey! We're together! Look at this! It is you Uncle Uncle Mark, in this country.

In the flesh, in the studio.

I like the magi.

I have come to your manger with the gift of the coronavirus.

The how-to-heritic has no designated survivor this week.

That's right.

The Uncle Pro Tem has joined you in the capital building.

And if something happens to us, I don't know the order of succession,

I guess it goes to Cody yeah so good luck good job

Cody enjoy what a week what a show yeah Doug you've you brought a friend I

brought a friend of ours from down south below here in Salt Lake,

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