Welcome friends.

To the How To Herritik.

I'm Uncle Mark.

And I'm Uncle Dan.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Ahh! Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles, and with help for good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

And after all, you know if you don't get most of it.

Okay, let's do a show. gentlemen, hello, hello! We are here on what appears to be a semi sunny day in

our fair city. Oh together, together one more time.

One more time?

Yeah, well, all together and then who knows where the fuck you're gonna be.

I literally do not know the next city I'm heading to, but I'll know probably sometime this week. I could be a city near you. Is it possible you could be here next week? I'm just curious. Maybe maybe.

Unlikely. Uncle Mark was fired from everything. That's right.

I've had a little, I've had a change and it's a good thing.

Yes, we're going to make a wonderful thing.

Hurrah.

And change, we love change.

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