Harry Potter is enrolled in a photography class to learn how to take better dickpicks, and his professor is Dracel Malfoy?

Jamie Lannister and Brianna of Tarth are directing a Titanic exhibit, and John Snow is the security guard?

Tony Stark is producing a dating show on a tropical island and all the Avengers are the contestants.

There is no way stories like this exist.

And there is no way three best friends would read them and put their reactions out for the world to hear.

I mean, no one would do that, right?

Guys?

I'm Allie Lefeber.

I'm Lindsay Rush.

I'm Danny Chapman.

And this is Fangasm.

The following podcast is rated H for horny.

It contains adult themes, sexually explicit content, strong language, and characters we don't own. The one that I can't really rat my head around is the one you mentioned.

It was before you talked about that one.

It was, Was it the Bahablast pie. Pie. Baja blast pie sort of thing. Is that like a key line pie? They did. Picture the regular mountain dude. They turned that into a key lime pie. And then I think they're turning this. Picture this beverage. Now it's a key lime pie. Now it's a key lime pie. Do you understand? Take the bottle, reconstruct into a pie.

It's a Coca-Cola but as a cheeseburger. It's not a dreamer. A beverage turned into a pie, you dumb ass.

Take your small-minded, boring life and try to imagine.

For the one marble that Danny and I share for a brain.

Now you can picture it. Oh. Yeah, that like, custody. Let's see a picture of it. Mountain Dew. I don't know what color. What color is Baja blast? Is it purple? Red 40. Yeah. Oh, it's blue? I think she's a bright blue. That's blue. Oh, wait, so I'm so crazy. The Baja blast then is the green. That is the key lime. So they never made a regular one. So, Al, you're exactly correct. What they did do was... Like always. I think there is a new Baja blast midnight. Oh, the midnight one. Okay, so we're saying Baja was the original. It does? Kind of look fun. I wanted one kid, but Caleb was like, do not buy a whole. Yeah, that one looks nice. Show me the midnight pie. I'll show you my midnight pie. I was like, for the sake of time, let's move on. And then if it's about Mountain Dew Pie, I'm like, stop. This is Baja Blast. Midnight is purple. But let me see the pie. Oh, God. This one looks like a chocolate pie. It is. Taco Bell drops new Baja Blas Minute. Wait, I do have a funny Starb, a funny Taco Bell story.

It looks like a French silk pie.

What do they think of next?

Funny enough, Segway, French Silk is Miranda's favorite fabric of 2026. So that is that true, seggy, seg.

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