Harry Potter is enrolled in a photography class to learn how to take better dickpicks, and his professor is Dracel Malfoy?

Jamie Lannister and Brianna of Tarth are directing a Titanic exhibit, and John Snow is the security guard?

Tony Stark is producing a dating show on a tropical island and all the Avengers are the contestants.

There is no way stories like this exist.

And there is no way three best friends would read them and put their reactions out for the world to hear.

I mean, no one would do that, right?

Guys?

I'm Allie Lefeber.

I'm Lindsay Rush.

I'm Danny Chapman.

And this is Fangasm.

The following podcast is rated H for Horny.

It contains adult themes, sexually explicit content, strong language, and characters we don't own. Welcome back to Fangism.

I'm Allie.

I'm Danny.

I'm Lindsay.

And we're hungry.

Because we have been fresh off the Brandgasm episodes.

There's been huge updates since those dropped in the fast food category to talk about.

And we're serving up something piping hot that is brand new and in season for you this

episode.

And Lindsay was dangling some new Cheeto flavors in our face before we started recording.

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