Hello welcome to lizard people a podcast about conspiracy theories. Thank you so

much for listening. We don't usually do a bumper for the podcast but we had

something pretty dope happen where we got featured in the new

and noteworthy section on iTunes and there are a ton of new listeners out of that and we're so juiced about it. We're so happy here. Thank you for listening.

For people who've never heard the podcast before, I just wanted to give you a heads up.

It is about conspiracy theories, but also it is entirely people who have no idea what

they're talking about. So it's very silly. It's sort of a comedy podcast. It's sort of a conspiracy theory

podcast. It's really just an excuse to have good time with my friends. And

that's why we do it, to goof around having a good time.

We're so pumped have all the new people. We're so excited to have lots of great reviews on iTunes and hey

Straight up. We're pumped to have some bad reviews on iTunes and hey straight up we're pumped to have some bad reviews on iTunes because it's constructive criticism except for the one person who said I have a ditzy voice I don't know what you want me to do about that.

I grew up in California.

What do you want for me, you weirdos?

But we love all our listeners

and we're so happy you're here with us.

Thank you for coming along on this journey.

Okay, love you. Enjoy the podcast. Bye. Oh, We're just going to be having a

made conversations like a witch that's how we should be doing it.

Oh, we're just casually having a conversation.

Yeah, that's how I like to do it.

No, that's fine. I like that.

I'm very, I hate this.

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