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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

The Dentist Incident

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.02.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Dan finally spills the infamous story and Phil wants to look at roleplay videos. Thanks to our sponsor: Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/danandphil⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Prime Video brings the best in entertainment.

0:03.0

The end of the world continues with season two of the global phenomenon, Fallout, included with Prime.

0:09.0

I defer to you about what to do in this situation.

0:12.0

Bring home the epic conclusion to the untold story of the Witches of Oz.

0:16.0

Buy or rent, Wicked for Good Now.

0:18.0

I'm taking you to see the wizard.

0:20.0

There's no going back. Whatever you're into,

0:22.6

it's right here. Prime Video. Click or tap the banner to find out more. I want to keep playing the game.

0:31.3

Can we just do the game on the podcast? We're psychic and this is the thing that we do. So we both

0:35.3

say a word at the same time and then we're going to say something related to that word and then end up on the same word. If we don't say the same word at the same time, our connection is dead. Okay, let's do it. Three, two, one, P. Preece. Pug and breast? Wait. Wait, okay. Three, two, one. Other. No! Pig breast cow udder, Phil.

0:56.0

Wait, the heck, okay.

0:58.0

Three, two, one.

1:00.0

Egg.

1:01.0

Oh, chicken milk could be a thing.

1:04.0

Wait, three, two, one,

1:06.0

pancake.

1:07.0

Yay!

1:08.0

And, wait, we're recording this on pancake day. That is Shrove moment. That is a Shrove moment if I ever had one. Jesus would be proud. Oh my gosh, let's do it again. Let's just do this for an hour. Okay, one more, one more. Three, two, one, whole. Breast. We know what we have to do. We just need the strength to say it.

1:28.2

Three, two, one.

1:29.5

Vagina.

1:30.4

Yay!

1:32.3

Vigina and pancakes.

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