When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night that has no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, or whatever thou be until thou art remorning.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink, Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, Into a house enter thou not, through all things, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened. Our life you may not feel, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scarred to Death, creeps and papers.

Well, that was fucking creepy, Dan.

Oh, my god, you're gonna warn me, you're gonna warn me, you're gonna do that.

I'm Dan.

I'm Lindsay and totally terrified.

Welcome to the show. And what if I just talk like that every episode, the whole time, two weeks away from our big one year anniversary episode?

Well, if you're gonna do it, you're gonna have to do a little bit louder.

I know, do a little louder.

We are two weeks away from our one year anniversary of September 17th, so very excited.

We're gonna have a little party in here. I'm so excited about the cake I ordered for us.

I'm excited too. And the celebratory episode is gonna come out in the 15th.

So that week, it's gonna be a bigger episode full of more stories, a little more meat, the normal, as I thank you to all of you creeps and peepers just for listening and supporting this show and spreading the word.

Yeah, exactly.

It's been a lot of fun.

It's been a lot of fun.

It's been a lot of fun.

So much fun, actually.

I'm not in a scene as I am, like I thought it would be.

You've adjusted. You still get creeped out, you know, a few times at each week.

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