When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night that has no harm, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the pain.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink, Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to borrow.

Into our house enter thou not, through our fence, break through thou not.

We are protected that we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death creeps and peepers, I'm Dan.

Hey Dan, I'm Lindsay.

Hello, hello, you look beautiful today.

Thank you baby.

I love that dress on you.

Thank you, that's very sweet.

Just one week away from our big one year anniversary, so exciting it feels both much longer than a year, and it's also gone so so fast.

I know, I know, I was thinking back when we launched the show, before we put it out for mass consumption, we had a small test audience, we did all these episodes.

We were so prepared, and then the day that it launched, we were going to a concert, we were going to see Elton John with our kids.

It was like this super special experience.

We were getting on a plane to pop over to Seattle, I know it sounds so bougie, but it was a birthday present.

Yeah.

And it wasn't launching, it was iTunes.

It was a massive nightmare, and because I was so new to it, even though I'd been through time suck with you, it wasn't my thing.

Right.

And it was...

Huge thank you to Joe Eschenbach for that one, my agent, for getting on the horn with Apple, like the main podcast person Apple.

You don't even know how he did that.

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