The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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It's basically Halloween. Join Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa and Violet Beauregarde on a journey through time and space as they discuss their favorite halloween candies, and the imp that has been haunting their apartment. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.3	Nice to see your nasty orange face again.
0:34.3	Who are you? Who are you? I'm not really familiar with you.
0:37.8	I feel like you're maybe the third least important character in the film.
0:40.6	Really?
0:41.2	Yeah.
0:41.5	You don't know my name?
0:42.6	No.
0:42.9	It's Violet Beauregard.
0:44.2	Learn how to spell it, babe.
0:45.7	I'm not, I like, actually, oh yeah, I'll learn.
0:48.4	Can you tell me?
0:49.6	I don't need to tell you anything.
0:51.6	I would like to learn how to spell it. I would like to learn how to spell it.
0:55.0	Just spell your last name for me. Okay, umpah. Let me speak it into existence. Violet. V-I-O-L-E-T. Mm-hmm. And now for Beauregard, please. Beauregard? Language of origin. French. It's B-E-A-U
1:11.7	R Language of origin, French. It's B-E-A-U-R-A-G-U-A-R-A-G-U-A-R-G-U-A-R-R-G-U-A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-E-R-R-E. No one's even talking about you in the slightest. Nobody really cares about you that you blew up like a balloon.
1:32.7	You think that people are talking about you for any other reason, for the reason what you look like?
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