THE DEFIANT PODCAST PRESENT: WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS FROM WALTER MASTERSON AND MAXIMILLIAN CLARK

THE OFFICIAL MEA CULPA WITH MICHAEL COHEN ARCHIVE

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News, Politics

4.7 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there are also experts, comedians, and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world.

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0:00.0	Hello, Patriots, it's me, Maximilian Clark, from We Are Not Journalists.
0:21.6	Thanks for checking us out. If you want the latest news and updates from the front lines of American Insanity, come check us out on our normal feed, where we'll be infiltrating Trump rallies, Q&N, militia groups, and all the rest. So you don't have to. In the meantime, enjoy this classic episode of We Are Not Journalists. I'm George Santos and I'm here with We Are Not Journalists.
0:31.7	Coming up on We Are Not Journalists.
0:36.1	Yeah, like women would come to the police covered in bloody scratches, clothes all tattered,
0:43.1	and the cops will be like, did you know the bear?
0:45.4	I bet. Were you standing between the mother and her cub?
0:51.7	Welcome to We Are Not Journalists. I'm Walter Masterson. And I'm Maximilian Clark. Today on We Are Not Journalists, we're going to go over Stormy Daniel's steamy testimony in the hush money case. Yeah. Republicans react to the ICC.
1:09.8	Ooh. Yeah.
1:11.6	Sexy.
1:13.0	And Trump plays a game of chicken with the judge and violates his gag order again and again.
1:21.4	And then again after that.
1:23.5	But first, we turn our attention to a third party candidate in this presidential election you may have heard of.
1:30.9	Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been kind of a controversial figure as of late.
1:35.9	You know, it's funny because I remember him as this really respectable environmental advocate, leader of the National Resources Defense Council.
1:44.2	Yeah. And lately, it seems like his brand has National Resources Defense Council. Yeah.
1:44.6	And lately, it seems like his brand has been kind of off.
1:48.7	Yeah.
1:49.4	Yeah.
1:50.2	Lately, he thinks that climate change is going to be solved by the free market.
1:54.7	He thinks that the COVID vaccine was bioengineered to resist Chinese people and Jews.
2:00.3	Ashkenazi Jews.
2:01.6	Don't take them out of context, Max.
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