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THE OFFICIAL MEA CULPA WITH MICHAEL COHEN ARCHIVE

THE DEFIANT PODCAST PRESENT: WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS FROM WALTER MASTERSON AND MAXIMILLIAN CLARK

THE OFFICIAL MEA CULPA WITH MICHAEL COHEN ARCHIVE

Audio Up Media

News, Politics

4.78.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there are also experts, comedians, and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You are listening to an encore presentation of We Are Not Journalists from social media prankster Walter Masterson and Maximilian Clark.

0:09.1

If you like what you hear, check out future episodes on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon, or wherever you get your audio entertainment.

0:16.8

Maximilian Clark here with a very special episode of We Are Not Journalists here on a different

0:21.9

channel. You can find us wherever you get your podcasts or on YouTube. Check us out. Enjoy the episode.

0:28.0

I'm George Tantros and I'm here with We Are Not Journalists.

0:33.2

Coming up on We Are Not Journalists.

0:37.7

Well, Indiana Jones didn't have a cowboy hat.

0:40.0

No, he had a fedora, but he was, he wasn't a paleontologist, he was an archaeologist.

0:43.5

Okay, fine.

0:44.1

Right, they're not the same.

0:45.4

All right.

0:45.9

My culture is not your costume.

0:49.8

Slather your heart in pharmaceutical grade glycine.

0:55.1

Don't watch a long.

0:57.5

Welcome to We Are Not Journalists. I'm Maximilian Clark.

1:00.4

And I'm Walter Masterson.

1:02.4

Today on the show, Walter and I go to Wildwood, New Jersey, to talk to President Trump.

1:07.1

We went to the Trump rally, so you don't have to go to the Trump rally.

1:10.0

The Iran's president died in a helicopter crash. We talked about whether or not that's a good

1:14.6

thing or a bad thing. And we, you know, just sort of chat, pile around. Just hang out, like

1:22.1

old times. I feel like we never get to hang out. I know. Just hang out. We're having a nice

1:26.5

time, like old times. Oh, my goodness.

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