The Defense Against the Dark Arts Curse — Voldemort’s Greatest Plan
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J and Ben Carlin
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🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, brother! |
| 0:01.6 | If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times, Voldemort is a terrible planner. |
| 0:06.8 | And yet he does make one very calculated move that pays massive dividends for himself. |
| 0:11.7 | I would even call it his masterstroke. |
| 0:18.0 | I mean, make no mistake, it will still absolutely blow up in his face, as all of his |
| 0:22.6 | plans eventually do, but this is perhaps the most effective and impactful single thing |
| 0:27.2 | he does to further his entire cause. |
| 0:30.5 | I speak of course of the curse that he places on the defense against the Dark Arts teaching |
| 0:35.1 | position when he returns to Hogwarts on a snowy |
| 0:37.7 | night to one, hide the diadem of Ravenclaw, and two, request a teaching post from |
| 0:42.7 | Hogwarts new headmaster, Albus Dumbledore. |
| 0:46.7 | And while it feels like nothing more than petty revenge for not hiring at the time, this |
| 0:51.1 | curse goes on to play more than one very significant role in Voldemort's |
| 0:55.3 | Ascent to Power. |
| 0:56.5 | So obviously, mainly what this curse does is stop any single person from holding the position |
| 1:00.8 | of Defense Against Dark Arts Professor for more than one year, which is of course a huge |
| 1:05.6 | annual inconvenience to Dumbledore. |
| 1:08.2 | But on a grander, long-term scale, this act beleaguers generations of |
| 1:12.5 | students from getting a proper education in defense against the Dark Arts |
| 1:15.9 | significantly lowering the odds that any real opposition can form to |
| 1:20.3 | Voldemort's own regime. And the results are very obvious. I mean, as we went over in last week's video about the Order of the Phoenix, not one but |
| 1:31.3 | two Order of the Phoenix's failed to truly halt his progress almost at all. |
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