We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 326.

I S 3301.

Certificate number 40824. The Defector General. 4.

The Defector General.

The Defecter General. Now we've been thinking a lot lately about how we've been thinking a lot lately about how, how post-moleonial-unfriendly omnivus is.

Oh, well, we try, like a lot of old.

You know, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're

really trying. Yeah, we're on fleek.

That is not trying.

I mean that is trying, but.

You spill the tea.

It's trying the patients.

Ice clean up the tea that you spill.

You're probably.

Yeah, I love that for you, bestie. the single most the single biggest gen X marker of

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