The Death of Xbox | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather about the final blow. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 462: Recorded 29/10/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:35 We’re ALL Sick 03:51 Professional Bug-Catching 05:50 The Drop Bear (And Other Cryptids) 16:43 Technology is Magic 23:16 Remote Tribes 33:32 Xbox is Dead 55:57 The CS2 Market Crash 1:11:08 Downvoted 1:47:00 Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/z4ya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/z4ya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:14.1	Guys give it to us all, including Andrew. Andrew is probably the sick of us all.
1:18.8	I feel amazing. I actually just feel great. I've been going on hikes and walks and last night,
1:24.7	went out to downtown, had a great dinner.
1:29.6	I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
1:32.2	He's at the denial stage, everyone.
1:32.6	Yeah.
1:36.3	It's the worst part of it where he's actually sick, but he just can't admit it. Not only am I not sick, but I got a double vaccination last week just to prove my body is strong enough to fight anything.
1:43.2	It was amazing.
1:44.8	You can hear it his voice.
1:46.0	Got you, Kyle.
1:46.8	He's mentally sick.
1:48.3	Sounds like a nerd.
1:49.9	I'm quadruple boosted actually.
1:52.4	It is technically impossible for me to be think.
1:55.2	I can't wait until we're 10 years in the future and you're dead and I'm 12 time immunity
2:00.2	vaccine.
2:00.7	It's going to be fucking amazing. I'm going to be so strong pushing up two pairs of glasses at once. Hell yeah. Big six awesome, dude. You should try it. It's fun. Uh, no, I'm good. I'm right. Come on. Come, come smooch me in the lips. Okay, fine. I'll go get Ebola just for you I'll be right back I guess Yeah Which incurable flesh eating disease Would you prefer to have Andrew Why is it Ebola? Oh out of the smorgasborg of good picks Oh let me think about it Probably leprosy Because then your body Just actually falls apart. Like you can watch your fingers
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