Don't Abuse Plushies! | The Official Podcast

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Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Get 25% off Fitbod or try the app for FREE: go to https://www.fitbod.me/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk snuggles. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 461: Recorded 22/10/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/z4ya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/z4ya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm You know,
0:03.0	I'm going to Okay, take us in.
0:33.2	Yeah, Jackson, do it.
0:35.3	What's up, dudes?
0:36.6	It's your bro Jackson here.
0:37.7	If I could interrupt for a second, though. I just had to... I just wanted to say you're doing a great job doing the intro Jackson. Okay, continue. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you for the support. Yeah, you got it. You got it. I appreciate it. I always love hearing Andrew's voice interject. It's like a warm light that
0:55.1	washes over me and lets me know that I'm doing okay and I can continue on doing the intro.
1:00.4	Yeah, what's up, guys? It's the official podcast. We're still here. I don't know what we're
1:04.5	talking about this weekend. Maybe Pokemon, maybe anime. We're going to say we're downvoted coming
1:10.8	up, which is going to disturb some. Although I'm going to, I'm going to. We're going to say with a downvoted coming up,
1:11.2	which is going to
1:12.2	disturb some. Although I'm going to, I'm going to, um, preface it by saying, I don't think it's nearly as bad as, uh, the cutting off your penis ones and things like that. Now, why would you sway the votes like that? It's up to the audience. Come on. Because this is a fucking democracy.
1:26.8	It's not that serious.
1:27.8	We're just laughing at funny.
1:29.5	I haven't laughed at any of these.
1:31.0	These are dead serious votes. We have to count every vote. So I had to see the link when Jackson sends it over to me and I will have to agree already. I get kind of spoiled just from the link. I didn't check out the images or anything.
1:44.9	But yeah.
1:48.1	Well, I'll be pleasantly surprised.
1:51.3	I'm pretty sure you'll be pleasantly aroused, honestly.
1:53.6	This one might be right up your alley. I'm bouncing in my chair.
1:54.8	Like, I'm excited to go to Disney World.
1:56.4	All right.
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