The Day the Earth Broke - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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In this silly (and slightly ridiculous) story, Emily has a bit of a problem—she breaks things. Not on purpose, of course. She just has a very hard time being gentle. When a small accident turns into a very big problem, Emily and her brother Zach discover that sometimes the very thing that makes you different might be exactly what the world needs.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | In today's episode, what might be the most hard-to-belie-time history? |
| 0:07.0 | The day the earth broke. |
| 0:10.0 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:12.0 | LOL story time, truly not a boring time. |
| 0:16.0 | Glad a snack and you'll be fine to follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:19.0 | L-O-L story time make you laugh To follow the whole storyline LOL Storytime |
| 0:20.8 | Make you laugh at least one time |
| 0:22.3 | LOL story time |
| 0:24.6 | This is the story of a kid who |
| 0:28.8 | Let's just say broke the very planet we live on |
| 0:31.8 | Earth |
| 0:32.6 | But come on, we've all made mistakes, haven't we? |
| 0:37.3 | Emily was the kind of kid who was always breaking stuff. |
| 0:40.4 | Never on purpose, though. |
| 0:41.9 | It's not like you'd catch her smashing the television screen because her favorite baseball team |
| 0:45.7 | lost the World Series. |
| 0:47.1 | No, it wasn't like that at all. |
| 0:49.3 | She just had a really hard time being gentle. |
| 0:52.1 | Emily, according to her family, was like a bull in a china shop. |
| 0:55.5 | Only instead of a regular bull, she was a bull that ate the very best food, got plenty of rest, |
| 1:00.4 | exercised three times a day, and maybe swallowed a tornado. |
| 1:05.4 | Emily's older brother, Zach, had to be constantly on the lookout. |
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