Welcome to bedtime stories for everyone, in which nothing much happens.

You feel good, and then you fall asleep.

I'm Catherine Nikolai.

I write and read all the stories you hear on Nothing Much Happens.

Audio Engineering is by Bob Wittersheim.

We are bringing you an encore episode tonight, meaning that this story originally aired at some point in the past.

It could have been recorded with different equipment in a different location.

And since I'm a person and not a computer,

I sometimes sound just slightly different.

But the stories are always soothing and family-friendly,

and our wishes for you are always deep rest and sweet dreams.

Now, if I know you, I bet you're ready to get cozy.

Wait, extra cozy?

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It's our own limited edition, weighted pillow, from nothing much happens and quiet mind.

I picked out the color myself, y'all.

I often lay with mine on my chest before bed.

It's like holding a baby or a sleeping cat.

That weight just soothes me,

and I wanted to share it with you.

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