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🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Elena. |
| 0:02.5 | I'm Ash. |
| 0:03.4 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:17.5 | It's morbid. It's morbid in the afternoon. |
| 0:21.5 | It's like the middle of the day, smack dab. |
| 0:25.1 | And if you listen to the last episode, I mentioned that I have COVID. |
| 0:28.9 | So that's why I sound like this in case you're like, why do you sound so annoying? |
| 0:32.2 | Why do you sound like Lindsay Lohanna? |
| 0:33.6 | I don't think it's annoying. |
| 0:35.3 | I'm like a little stuffed up. |
| 0:37.1 | I always prefer my sick voice. I don't mind it, but. I'm like a little stuffed up. I always prefer my sick voice. |
| 0:38.9 | I don't mind it, but I always feel like it must sound annoying to other people. |
| 0:43.3 | Nah. |
| 0:44.0 | Like I don't like to hear someone sick. |
| 0:46.0 | I don't care. |
| 0:46.9 | Because it makes me feel sick a little bit. |
| 0:48.6 | So I feel, that's why I'm apologizing ahead of time. |
| 0:50.6 | I think that's your tism. |
| 0:52.0 | Sorry if it makes you feel sick. |
| 0:54.0 | You're funny. But yeah, I got COVID |
| 0:56.0 | from the shows this weekend. Worth it. Worth it. We had so much fun. And to be honest, |
| 1:03.2 | it's, I'm okay. Like, it's just been a kind of yucky cold. I know. That's really it. But, |
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