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Sad Boyz

The Darkest Show On Television (w/ Samwitch)

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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CW: (1:12:00 - end) disordered eating, body shaming, sexual assault, racism Watch Samwitch ⁠⁠⁠150+ bonus episodes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ✨⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠find us everywhere⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠✨ Write To Us ▸ sadboyzpod@gmail.com | Use Subject "Pen Palz" P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd, Suite 540, Los Angeles, CA 90039 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠▸ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Play Sad Boyz BINGO⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ▸ 🎬 CREW 🎬 Hosted by Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda Produced by Anastasia Vigo Thumbnail design by @yungmcskrt Outro music by @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank 00:00:00 Welcome, Samwitch! 00:03:12 Obama Confirms Aliens 00:10:15 Stream Fraud 00:11:59 Yearning for the Tube 00:17:45 Username Underground Market 00:23:51 Being Cautious With Personal Info 00:27:19 IRL Streams 00:40:02 Struggling through the Metaverse 00:44:10 Sam's Moving Experience 01:02:04 Chicken Bake 01:04:14 Punch, The Baby Monkey 01:12:19 America's Next Top Model 02:04:37 Sad Boyz Nightz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. Friend of the show, Sandwich is here. Hello. To child, dude. They pose with children. Little baby children. Yeah. Oh. To cut. Hello. I am Sam. Uh, oh yeah. Sorry. I call you sandwich, like, this is a reverse thing of a lot of our Twitch friends.

0:24.0

They'll be named like Sponko.

0:25.6

Yeah.

0:26.6

And Ryan is fine.

0:27.6

And then it's like, this is our friend Sponco and he's like, what's that?

0:32.6

But sandwich is like, I call Sam sandwich just in real life.

0:36.6

Yeah, it is kind of like, it feels like a full legal name for me, but it's like just odd enough that it's like, that's like, that's not your real name. I think it's like, it's a little bit like how if anybody ever is referencing you, to me, they was a Sam sandwich. Yeah, exactly. It's like first name, last name. Yeah, Sam, Sam, which. It also allows you to cosplay or really take a step back into your childhood before you knew that sandwich was how you said the word. Yeah. It's how I say sandwich. Now forever. That sandwich come to come to pass. How that name lock in. What do you think of your crazy idea? She's a fucking witch. Have you seen her past life on TikTok? Yes. Oh. Oh, my God. You have lore. Oh, lore. I, so I had, I mean, really, I just was like coming up with a couple different ones. The ones that got scrapped were like Sam on Cam, which I'm, thank God. Very funny. Thank God. Oh, that's such a 2008 blogger. The first YouTube channel that's ever

1:28.1

existed type name. Right, right. The opening is like a motion graphic preset. If Icarly was

1:34.9

about you. It's the smearly. Hey guys, it's Sam. And then I think Sam Hamwich was one that I

1:41.9

liked to, which I remember being so upset when that one was taken. How was that taken? I remember going into the guy's chat and I was like, this guy doesn't even fucking. I love that he's live. He's maulding in there. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then I had an underscore. It was Sam underscore which for a while and I was bent out of shape about that forever. That was embarrassing. No, it was like, I was like, people aren't going to understand. They're going to think it's first, name last name. And then eventually I saw sandwich on Twitch, and it was an account that was like unused, and I messaged them. And I was like, hey, so like, would you drop this? And it was like six months and eventually they were like, yep, no problem. And then I snagged it.

2:51.2

Wow. Samundesco witch. I love your work. I've like had that experience before, but those people never go active. No. Well, here's the thing is I don't have it on any other platforms. Right. And the Twitter name sandwich I'll probably never get because it is followed by Obama. Obama follows everybody. Right, that's true. I did hear that. I felt less special. Him and John Cena. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I thought you met Michelle. You thought the guy. Oh, that's so funny.'s crazy I guess I thought In the black woman Obama's husband

2:52.9

Yes

2:53.4

Yes

2:53.7

Oh my husband

2:55.1

Of course

2:55.5

Of their life

2:56.5

Michelle Obama and Obama

3:00.0

There's a

3:00.9

There's a

3:01.0

There was a

3:03.7

Look

3:05.0

Obama's war crimes aside He's a public figure in America and he was front

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