Welcome to Sadboys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. What are we doing today? What are we doing today? It's a question I ask every day. Every single day. Why am I here? What has happened? Every morning I do hit something like that. I go like, oh. I do feel some many mornings like I've just been jacked out of the Matrix. We get up in that big bowl of milk. Yeah. Hopefully it's milk. I'm naked. I'm hairless and naked like a mole rat. Every morning. So today we're going to try something a little new. We're going to give you our agenda that will be going through this episode.

We're political centrists.

Good place to start.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The other agenda is everyone should love me and no one should be mean to me.

Yes, yeah, that was a big one for me. I have no principles and I'm willing to compromise for money.

Don't put your seat back on airplanes.

If you are on an airplane, you have to watch that movie burnt with Bradley Cooper about

two rows in front of me.

No one's ever watched that for real?

That sounds like, oh, I saw, there's this NFL show called Hard Knocks where they follow a few

teams like throughout the season and there will be all these like kind of conversations, casual conversations that come up in between meetings and stuff that players are talking about.

And one of them, there's this player, I think Bobby Wagner is his name.

He watched the Martian off the entirety of the Martian off of someone else's screen on a plane with no sound or subtitles. Dude. And he then said, I loved it. I'm afraid to watch it now with sound because I enjoyed it so much. Oh, dude, he's going to be so surprised. He's on Mars. Yeah. He might not even have clarified that. have clarified that. What are these red rocks? Are they in Arizona?

I always this guy boobin on his potatoes.

Why is he farming?

Go home.

So today our main topic is going to be the dueling Super Bowl halftime shows of equal quality, of course.

Jedi and Sith. You choose which ones which.

Or not.

I mean, we'll find out.

It's a, yeah, it's a Pokemon red and blue of halftime shows.

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