While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

I've been a private investigator for most of my life. I feel it important to tell you all

at the earliest juncture what I do, why I do it, and the unspoken rules of engagement when revealing information to the masses at large.

I've seen far too many inscrutable types just pulling stories out of thin air for a quick buck or completely disrespecting the names and memories of those

they were paid to investigate.

I won't be doing any of that.

Not when what's going on concerns all of us?

My name is Wilson.

I'm a P.I. that takes most of my appointments online, and with very little contact face

to face.

Not just because of the current social climate, but because I like to be on the go when I'm working.

I live close to the Rainbow Springs State Park in Central Florida.

It's a great place to visit for your mental health and it keeps me fit.

So you can imagine my surprise when a job comes in that is directly linked to the park itself.

If you're unfamiliar with the missing 4-1-1, it's a book series by David Pallidus, chronicling

the sheer volume of missing person cases in national parks all across the United States.

People who vanish in short time frames without a trace, some found inexplicably far from where

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