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Luke sucks at soccer, I have to admit it.

I know as a dad that's a terrible thing. Luke sucks at soccer, I have to admit it.

I know as a dad that's a terrible thing to say.

My eight-year-old son is much better at math than running around dribbling the ball on a soccer

field.

But he has the time of his life every time he steps on the field.

His enthusiasm often rubbing off on his teammates, and sometimes even the coach.

Whether it's a practice session during the weekdays or a game on the weekends, coach. Today would be a good example of that.

His team, the Trail Blazers, was defeated 0 to 7.

So it has become customary for me to treat sulking Luke to an ice cream at his favorite

joint after every Sunday game, where he would go over the game

specifics in the hopes that a change of tactics would lead to a change of outcome in the next game.

His attention however changed midway when he saw a large

limousine stop at a construction site nearby.

"'Tag, do you drive one of those?' he asked, looking at me. I wasn't surprised at the question since I work as a driver for a car rental agency

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