The Burtz Show. I'm giving you the warning now. The dark side is going to be filled with bodily fluids.

Oh, neat. If you are queasy or you don't like disgusting things, come back later or if you enjoy it, make sure

you listen to it again on the podcast.

Because we're doing the dark side of fitting rooms.

Every industry has its deep dark secrets until Kristen shines a light on its dark side.

Welcome to my dark side. I'm sure there are studies done on this kind of thing.

I'm sure there are studies done on this kind of thing,

like what kind of lighting

to put in fitting rooms in order for people to purchase more merchandise than

they normally would because there are very few that you walk into where you're like oh damn

I look good.

Not black light.

Because no.

Never black light.

Are you getting nasty?

Oh dude.

Oh dude. Oh, dude. Oh, So, listen.

Put it away.

I can't even, I can't, I don't have no idea why I decided to do the dark side of fitting rooms.

Something just crawled into my brain and said search this and I did

and the list were plentiful and I'm like this is what we're gonna do.

Listen there was a ton of stuff like that with men being inappropriate in dressing rooms so we're not going to go

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