The Dark Side Of Escalators Will Have You Taking The Stairs!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | Kristen, dark side of escalators. |
| 0:03.4 | Are you serious? |
| 0:04.2 | That's what we're doing. |
| 0:06.0 | You want variety. |
| 0:07.4 | You want variety. |
| 0:08.7 | There it is. |
| 0:09.5 | So again, if you don't like escalators, maybe this just isn't the segment for you. |
| 0:15.1 | So come back a little bit later. |
| 0:17.9 | Every industry has its deep dark secrets until Kristen shines a light on its dark side. |
| 0:24.4 | Welcome to my dark side. |
| 0:31.4 | This seems such a random thing to have a dark side about. |
| 0:37.6 | Why escalator? |
| 0:38.5 | Okay. |
| 0:38.8 | So what happened was is you and I were joking on air about doing the escalator challenge |
| 0:45.5 | where you run up the escalator, like the down escalator at the airport and see if you |
| 0:50.2 | can make it all the way to the top. |
| 0:51.5 | It's only, we did the math. |
| 0:52.9 | I could do this. |
| 0:53.9 | I can do it for sure. I could the top. It's only, we did the math. I could do this. I can do it for sure. |
| 0:55.1 | I could do it. |
| 0:55.4 | It's only 46 feet. |
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