Picture this, static cars, idling engines, angry horns.

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Imagine it's Wednesday.

One minute you're at the gym, you're doing it,

getting those steps in, not thinking about pizza,

and definitely not clock watching.

Oh, only 56 and a half more minutes left.

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My Dark Side series continues.

Today we have The Dark Side of Car Valets.

I went digging. Car Valais.

I went digging on the internet courtesy of Thrillist and Reddit.

I had came up with stories from Car Valleys, some of the grossest, craziest, scariest stories they wanted to share.

Okay. And they were plentiful.

Alright, first, from a car valet, someone gave away a car. Luckily we caught it early on. It was a rental and we have

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