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You're right, mate?

Oh no, my boiler's knackered. Do you know any plumbers? Yeah, I do, yeah. You know right mate? Oh no, my boiler's naked. Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well he lives next naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to

school with a bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber?

No he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie, I think she's called.

Well, she gets her air cut with sand.

Don't worry.

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And you don't even have to be one of our customers.

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So is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

Hello already welcome back to another episode of Dakota The Unknown with me your host

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