The Dark Art Of Black Fagic

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.430 My Jerkoff Wrist Is Sprained 2:54.465 I’m An Old Man That Likes Soup 5:51.201 Saturday Night Live Is Objectionably Bad Now 7:26.869 A Witch Casting A Mind Fuck Spell 10:20.347 Severakl Pumkin Pumping Clips 14:01.201 Drinking Piss At A Super Fun Party 19:39.893 Support Distorted View Daily 26:36.632 Kanye / Twitter News Roundup 28:09.107 Learning About Lady Holes For Halloween 34:05.085 A Mountain Lion Is On The Loose. Maybe? 36:42.397 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:18.838 […]

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0:00.0	Hi, Franks! It's Monday, October 31st, 2022, coming up on the program today, Halloween,
0:05.7	Pumpkinfucking! Plus, getting together with your dumb friends to drink piss, I practice
0:10.7	the dark art of Black Fagic, and your 10-year-old son just learned about Lady Frontholes.
0:16.6	All this with your voice mails today on D.V!
0:19.6	I'm still so here from what the devil did to me.
0:25.5	We've been on choice. I must perform a sexistism!
0:30.5	I'm going to have to fight the hell out of you.
0:34.5	The power of the cock compels you!
0:36.5	I'm Satan's whore!
0:38.5	You're not the last to be beaten to be.
0:41.5	I'm going to take care of it, so don't worry, I'm stuck to demon out of here right now.
0:45.5	Do you know that bad girls go to hell?
0:49.5	I'll be able to be here!
0:52.5	Where did you meet the devil you bitch?
0:54.5	Why don't you answer me?
0:55.5	I was under the power of a demonic force that caused me to use crack, okay?
1:00.5	In the name of Jesus, you are more sexist than a spirit.
1:05.5	You have no power.
1:07.5	Don't break my balls, priest.
1:09.5	These are the men possessed with sex.
1:14.5	You've got a hex on me, darling.
1:16.5	Our last resort was a deliverance to rid myself of these evil demons that they said
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