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Distorted View Daily

Douched With A Deadly Weapon

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Movie Ticket Reparations? 1:18.642 Playing In The Manure Pool 9:34.765 Uber Incel Might Just Be Ready To Snap 12:46.009 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support This Podcast! 26:46.173 Another Halloween Season / Another Politician Caught In Blackface 28:42.113 Inmate Cuts His Penis Off And Lives To Regret It 34:38.655 Douched With A Deadly Weapon 38:20.891 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:53.229 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, […]

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0:00.0

Hey Frank, it's Friday, October 28th, 2022, coming up on the program today, and in

0:05.4

Cell shares with us the best kiss he's ever had, and yeah, the story gets

0:09.4

wrinkly. Plus, whites are hereby ordered to pay for Black People's Wakanda

0:13.6

Forever movie tickets, another photo of a politician in Blackface, and Dusha's

0:18.5

Deadly Weapon. Distorted View Daily. Proudly Presents

0:24.8

Central Poetry. Eating Cunt. How I love when you sit on my face opening

0:34.6

yourself in all your grace. You taste so sweet, you taste so fine. I am happy you

0:40.5

give me your cunt to dine. Your juices run out, all sticky and wet. I love your

0:46.2

taste on that you can bet. You moan and you buck, you buck and you moan. I

0:51.4

shove my tongue deeper, you respond with a groan. You are the best, no more need to

0:57.8

hunt. I'll stay with you forever, just eating cunt.

1:01.0

Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson. It's just a fun thing. At least I'm not going to

1:06.9

die because I'm a careless fairy. Why does man have such a sweet wrestle?

1:11.0

I'm losing my mind today. Break my boy pussy. Break my boy pussy.

1:15.5

Kill! And rule my out. Yes, everybody! Tim Hanson, back here with you, one more time

1:22.4

as we end the week with the Friday show. Got a great one for you today. Now, you know,

1:26.8

I love all people. I'm tolerant of all people. I've said it many times, I'm a very

1:33.0

live and let live kind of dude. I have to be. I suck cock and I'm a guy, so it's kind

1:38.8

of a free for all over here. I've got no morals. Do what you want. I can't get the smell

1:44.7

of asshole off my mustache. I mean, that should tell you where I'm at, socially speaking.

1:49.9

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I'm trying to say I like black people and

1:53.8

I end up talking about my rim job mouse, which I got to say as far as smells on the mustache

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