The Dank Tank
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Welcome to the dank tank. You had ideas, perhaps while you were high, and your friends said they were stupid or you forgot about them by the next day. Well, this is an opportunity to remember those ideas. |
| 0:38.6 | Come up with new ones. |
| 0:39.4 | Bring them to us. We will invest actual money like we've done in the past. Or we will invest these tickets. Our favorite idea in this addition of the tank will get to go see Sublime, slightly stupid, and more. Field of Dreams, Petco Park in San Diego. and just to inspire you, Allie, here are some of the previous ideas we've heard. |
| 0:55.8 | So what if they had fear? Pekko Park in San Diego. And just to inspire you, Ali, here are some of the previous ideas we've heard. |
| 0:56.0 | So what if they had cereals mixed with other cereals? |
| 1:01.0 | So my idea is for a hoodie, like a sweater, and the top of your sweater has a whole for the women's ponytail or mouth or... |
| 1:10.0 | Okay, picture this. |
| 1:12.5 | Picture this. |
| 1:12.8 | Picture, instead of an ice cream truck coming around, you'd have a beer truck coming |
| 1:17.7 | around to the neighborhood and to the park, and then you see the parent running out to |
| 1:22.8 | go get their sips, their beers. |
| 1:24.6 | Yeah, you should all be inspired now to bring to us your ideas at 80052017. It's time for the dank tank. Here we go. My idea is called the blunt etiquette book. Lego or Connect set that you can put together and you got your pipe or ball. It's called the dangle meter. Bug repell it. If they could make it smokeable. Instead of having a tree in your mirror, we're going to have like weed leaves hanging, breath. It's viking for your mouth. We should put popcorn out of business and start serving mac and cheese. Uh, yeah, put popcorn out of business. Mac and cheese at the movies. That was that guy's idea. I think that is happening. It is happening. A lot more movie theaters have full-ass menus, mac and cheese and everything. Mark, we kick things off with you as we make our way up and down these phones. 8005-2067. If you can't get through, but you've got the idea that you believe is the winning idea. Please get it to us on the text line at 800520167. |
| 2:18.6 | What's up, Mark? |
| 2:19.4 | Welcome to K Rock. |
| 2:21.6 | Hey, good morning, guys. |
| 2:22.2 | How you doing? |
| 2:28.0 | So my idea is she should become a motivational speaker who only gives terrible advice. |
| 2:36.1 | Oh, but they're still motivating you, but you're doing the opposite of what they say because their advice is bad? |
| 2:37.9 | Correct. |
| 2:41.7 | Like what would be an example of a non-motivational speech that they would give? |
| 2:50.4 | Well, I'm not a motivational speaker, so I don't know if I could give you one, but I just thought that that would be pretty interesting and funny. I remember at school they used to send these people by, and they would talk about how drugs |
| 2:54.9 | ruined their life or how one guy had unprotected sex. And I remember being so jealous of these people, |
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