Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. I don't like reading, but if you read through some of the font on this Coachella lineup, you will see that band right there, Samba. They have been added to the Saturday nights of Coachella. That lineup is officially up and out there. You can find it at Krock.com on the socials, KROQ. And they'll be playing on Saturday, opening up for a little band called The Strokes and then Justin Bieber as well. That lineup that night also was Interpol and a few other pretty good ones as well.

So our friends I saw Royal Otis will be there this year.

Wetleg. And Wetleg. Allie's good friends, wet leg. Two of my best interviews ever.

Two of the best interviews back to back. I got to get out there. Interview ever.

They're going to be on the Allie interview stage, Coachella. That's going to be great.

And so anyway, that lineup has been officially unveil.

If you've got a idea, many people would laugh at you and say, you lack smarts.

But because we have a great prize to give you, and that is tickets to the Hollywood Bowl for a live taping of the Smartlist podcast, we would love to hear your less than smart ideas, and some of them are so unsmart, so smartless,

that we think they're worthy of our money and they're worthy of access here in the dank tank.

Here we go.

My idea is called the blunt etiquette book.

Lego or Connect set that you can put together and you got your pipe or ball. It's called the dangle meter. Bug repellent. If they could make it smokeable. Instead of having a tree in your mirror, we're going to have like weeds. We're going to have like leaves hanging, bro. It's viking for your mouth. We should put popcorn out of business and start serving mac and cheese.

Mac and cheese instead of popcorn. You're in the Dank tank. Hello.

Good morning, guys. I think, or I used to think a brilliant idea was burrito tape.

I hated going to Chipotle and you take a bite and it all falls apart.

So I was thinking translucent flavorless tape that you could use on your burritos, on

overstuffed tacos, on like a messy burger.

Brilliant.

All right.

Well, that's a good place to start if it's edible tape that you could use to fix burritos.

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