Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

714 says enough with the Coachella talk.

You got tickets or not? You know what? We should do that. We should just give away a first pair of tickets to Coachella. The first pair ever for 2026? Of tickets to Coachella. We got them for you. Let's give them away this hour. It's a bonus hour. Let's make it a real bonus hour by getting you the first pair of tickets to Coachella 2026. Think about one of the things, this is like when Omar Braggs about, I was already finished his Christmas shopping for this year. I'm like, this son of a bitch is putting me in a bad mood because he doesn't have to think about it already. This is how you'll be with your group of friends. Oh, how are you getting a coach? I already figured it out. Got the first pair of tickets on KRO. We were just talking about the lineup.

Yeah, lineup dropped.

Tickets to drop as well. Let's give you some tickets to Coachella this hour. So be ready. Just listen intently and be ready. We will give these tickets away at some point between now and when we get the hell out of here. They're still warm in my hands. They are fresh off the jelly printer. So be ready to claim them, and we will get you in so you can enjoy the strokes and foster the people and Royal Otis and Turnstile and somber, wet leg, little guy by the name of Justin Bieber and Sabrina Carpenter and many, many others. We'll get you those tickets at some point this hour right here on Krock. If you're new to the show, nice to meet you. I'm Klein. That is Allie. Morning. DJ Omar Khan right there. Jake Z nerd. And postmaster Johnny in the studio currently, but that will change. And then there she is producer Vanessa, addicted to chicken. Still, day number six. We're covering chicken addict. Yesterday I brought in a chicken wrap for my lunch, and she took it. And she said... But she was pretending to. I don't care about chicken. She said, I feel like I'm being set up here. And I said, Vanessa, if you want the chicken, take the chicken. And she took the chicken. And she ate the chicken. And she loved it. And she loved it. Vanessa, did you love the chicken? Yes or no? I like chicken just like a regular person eats chicken. Come here, chicken. I like obsessed. They're not obsessed with chicken. You have a regular, healthy relationship with chicken. Yep, correct. But you have eaten it during the show live on the air before at like 7 in the morning.

One time. One time when Johnny gave me some of his leftovers.

Right. And then we went to you on the air. You couldn't talk because you had so much chicken in your mouth, correct?

Is that...

Are you eating it again?

She's done with us for the day. Is she eating it again now? Vanessa, hello? I can't hear you anymore. Oh, okay. Chicken ears. She's got them chicken ears. She must have caught bird flu or something. I get it. All right, well, anyway. Got a brand new hour of the show right now. It's going to be a great hour

because we will be giving you Coachella tickets.

That's right.

Claim your tickets and win them from us this hour right here on K. Rock. Kay Rock, Klan Alley's show. We are proud to say as a radio show we have won a total of zero awards. However, we'd like to give out awards, and because they just had a big award show in Hollywood, the Emmys, we decided let's give out another lifetime achievement award, something that you have probably used in your life that has saved your ass on more than a few occasions, and it is deserving of the ultimate honor.

And no offense to Merrill Streep or J-Lo or anyone who's actually won a real-life-time achievement award.

Those are just people that dance and sing and act.

But the IKEA bag, as we've talked about many times, has been there for you.

It's done its own dance.

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