The Damar Hamlin Conspiracy Theory
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🗓️ 24 January 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! Yo! What's going on? Not much, how are you? I'm great, man. Glad to hear it. I've never been better. |
| 0:55.0 | Well, that's great. Snowcone, you good? I like your shirt. Thank you. |
| 0:59.0 | This is Snowcone and I. We're discussing before you walked in here that in the mornings now, we do think just a little bit more about what we're going to wear because we know we're on Twitch. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, yeah. And it's not even about trying to look good. It's always the same sweatshirts for me. |
| 1:14.0 | Well, that's... I mean, thank God. I will say the only thing I do think is like, oh, I wore that one yesterday. |
| 1:19.0 | That's all we were saying. That's it. I'm like, wait, did I wear this yesterday? A lot of times at work, I would have been like, who cares? I'm not going to care. |
| 1:25.0 | And I'm like, yeah, it was the same sweatshirt. |
| 1:28.0 | Right. All I'm really doing the effort now is just to try and make sure that they rotate throughout the week. |
| 1:33.0 | And that's it. I guess, change my clothes. |
| 1:36.0 | And you know, my problem is like these white, Nike sweatshirts, I have like seven of them. |
| 1:40.0 | It has caused a problem because I'm like, I go to grab one of my clothes and I'm like, we're the same damn one. |
| 1:45.0 | Yes, I know one knows I have more than one of those. Right. And we both have just piles of black t-shirts. |
| 1:50.0 | Well, in the summer, it's going to be a black t-shirt every day. That's what you do. |
| 1:53.0 | Yeah, I was thinking like, maybe I should start getting some of those clever old Navy shirts or something. |
| 1:58.0 | I don't know because, yeah, we wear the same t-shirts. Occasionally, we wear white. |
| 2:03.0 | Yeah, I wear white or black. Well, you can always tell the difference because I still wear the V-necks. |
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