Monday, 01.23.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
What a weekend! How bout those Chieeeeeeefs!!! Sure, other things technically happened this weekend but they're not worth mentioning. *It's been said before but now it's been studied; men with small penises like fast cars. *Lazlo signs Slimfast up for a media mixer bowling tournament against Slim's wishes. *Doomscrolling!! Do you think Alec Baldwin should have been charged? Pam Anderson says Tim Allen flashed her on the set of Home Improvement. A little girl in Rhode Island thinks her parents are a couple of liars and she has now involved the authorities. *In case I go missing, don't look for me. *Americans have voted and they think most landmarks are lame. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! You can watch us record the show live each day at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links to all our socials. Have a great day!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlos begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo. Yo. What's going on? Not much, are you? I'm great. Good. How's your weekend? |
| 0:55.0 | It was good. It was a bit of a delay there. I was just trying to think, you know, what I did. I didn't do much. |
| 1:02.0 | I coached a couple basketball games that we lost and you know, all in that, watch football. Like pretty uneventful. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah. I mean, but it's kind of a kind of a football weekend. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. Especially when the chiefs are in the playoffs. Yeah. |
| 1:19.0 | I mean, not that that's like, you know, so rare these days. |
| 1:23.0 | It doesn't matter. It's still real, real exciting. And everything feels like it matters. |
| 1:29.0 | I definitely because I feel like this. |
| 1:32.0 | You know, I had a buddy come over and watch the chiefs game with me. |
| 1:35.0 | I will say that I seem to be a little bit more interested, invested in the chiefs this year than I have in the past. |
| 1:42.0 | I wonder why? Because I think the other years it was kind of like, you know, |
| 1:47.0 | they are who you think you are, they are, which is, you know, an explosive offense that's never down. |
| 1:52.0 | But this year, it's kind of like, okay, they got to work on this a little bit. |
| 1:55.0 | Like they're still really, really good. And I think though when the Super Bowl, I pick them, but it's like, |
| 1:59.0 | it ain't going to be as easy. Ryan, like, and if they do lose, they don't necessarily have to lose 41 to 38. |
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