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Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansis.

I am in a room that's filled with heroes.

Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rosenthal. What is up, boys?

Hey, Dan.

Woo-wee.

I can feel the energy in this room. Greg and Wes about to board an early morning plane to Tai B, leaving us behind, which is not their fault. We cannot go. No, definitely not their fault.

Yeah, Wes, Greg, the big fish, Evan Silva, the Paramore, all will be in Tai B this time tomorrow.

How exciting is that? Look, guys, if you can get away at the last minute, the owner of Huckapoo's, the great Eric Thomas, has offered his house as a trash pad for any overflow crowd. That's a nice gesture. But not surprising from E.T. Considering Huckapoo's is kind of the cheers of Tai B, right? It's where everybody goes. It's home in a way. And he's also one of the most generous men I've ever known. My image of Tybee Island is you can really walk into almost any house and just crash there at any time. I should tell you about the time I did that. Please. Oh, we could save it for. Do they have a prison? Save for the Tybee Island. I've been in the jail. Crash pod. What's the crime rate in Tybee?

Substantial?

No.

There is a lot of drug activity.

I feel like it's a lot of people running from previous crimes.

There's a lot of tourism, so you'll have a lot of weekend jailing.

No one talks about their former life once they get to Tai Bi. That's all in the past. I would say it's the opposite. Everyone has an interesting backstory, how you ended up in this end of the road place. So very exciting. Please get Greg in some trouble, Wes. I don't. Please. No, I mean. No, no, no. Yes. Then there'll be a whole who wears the pants in the relationship that will take it

to a new level because Greg's going to be in the doghouse.

Oh, I thought you were saying who wears the pants in my relationship with the U.S. No, no. Another conversation. I don't want your wife to have to take the pants back

if I get you in trouble.

Oh, you mean like getting him thrown in jail?

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