The Dallas Maverigs

Basketball Illuminati

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Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes decrypt the combination of numbers that led to Dallas winning the draft lottery for Cooper Flagg. NO MISTAKES NO COINCIDENCES. Draymond is fed up with The Agenda, but Jayson Tatum's association altering achilles injury must be discussed. Truth Teller Roland Beech of 82games.com has returned to the NBA analytics landscape with proprietary 'Physicality Ratings', tracking over forty types of contact, aggression, and resilience. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On ⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠ Email us: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@bballilluminati⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Dallas Mavericks
0:06.0	Nico Herrickson
0:10.0	Patrick Dumont
0:14.0	Kyrig Evin Theeeria I love this game so much.
0:40.3	I love this game so much, man.
0:57.0	You don't understand how unbelievably happy I am.
1:00.4	Just for the chaos that was literally what this podcast was meant to capture from the very
1:08.7	beginning.
1:09.4	I got notes, guys.
1:10.3	I got tons of notes here.
1:12.2	Tons of notes.
1:13.4	Where do you want to start?
1:14.3	Let's start with my boy backroom, Ben.
1:16.5	Ben Oliver is like the U.S. Postal Service.
1:18.9	Neither rain nor snow nor sleet nor hail can ever stop Ben Golver from being in that backroom.
1:24.7	What you guys saw on television, that's not the lottery.
1:28.4	It is a pantomiming.
1:29.9	That is a reenactment of what the actual lottery is
1:33.0	because the actual lottery happens in a back room.
1:36.2	There's every representative from every team
1:38.1	in the lottery in there.
1:39.3	There's also media members like Ben Goliver
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