The Daily Social Distancing Show - Trump's Presser Tantrum & Major Mask Shortages
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2020
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:04.6 | Hip hop is always called out to inequalities in America. |
| 0:07.6 | But even within it, nothing's ever been equal. |
| 0:10.1 | This season, a lot of the Nariah podcast is tackling sexism, homophobia, and all the unwritten |
| 0:16.1 | rules that hold the entire culture back. |
| 0:18.7 | Listen to the louder the Nariah podcast from MPR Music, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:24.1 | Hey everybody, Trevor Noah here. |
| 0:26.2 | It's now day eight of being locked in the house, aka social distancing. |
| 0:32.2 | Oh and here's a fun tip I learned today. |
| 0:34.2 | Your phone doesn't just do Instagram. |
| 0:37.2 | It can also make phone calls. |
| 0:39.7 | Pretty neat. |
| 0:40.7 | Hashtag Lifehack. |
| 0:42.0 | Anyway, on today's episode, we're going to catch up on the latest news like how China is getting the coronavirus under control. |
| 0:48.3 | US politicians are making money off of the crisis and New York and California are shutting it all down. |
| 0:54.6 | So, let's get into another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 1:01.1 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 1:05.9 | This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:09.4 | Here's a dish. |
| 1:11.9 | Alright, let's kick it off with the good news first. |
| 1:14.4 | China has reported its second day of no new coronavirus infections. |
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