The Daily Social Distancing Show - Trump Makes S**t Up, Governors Take Action & Partyers Gonna Party
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2020
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central! |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:04.2 | Listen to Groan, a new podcast from the Moth, for true stories that deal with the challenges |
| 0:09.4 | and the joys of growing up. |
| 0:11.0 | Co-hosts Elisa Kazmi and Alfonzo Lacayo are on the cusp of adulthood and bringing you |
| 0:15.6 | Moth stories about first crushers, culture, identity, secrets and more. |
| 0:19.8 | In each episode there are dissecting stories, talk to the storytellers themselves, and feature |
| 0:24.3 | on the street interviews and audio diaries from young voices. |
| 0:27.9 | One is a podcast that reminds us that no matter how old we are, we're never fully grown. |
| 0:33.4 | New episodes draw by weekly on Fridays. |
| 0:36.2 | Listen on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh wow, you caught me reading about art and the history of history. |
| 0:50.7 | Hey, Trevor Noah here, at home, which is where you should all be as well. |
| 0:57.0 | Well, not in my home. |
| 0:58.7 | I don't have enough snacks for everyone. |
| 1:00.2 | I mean in your homes, social distancing, hashtag, but at the beginning of the word. |
| 1:07.0 | So what's the latest on coronavirus? |
| 1:09.3 | Well, President Trump says they found a treatment. |
| 1:12.7 | Governors are taking action and spring break is getting canceled. |
| 1:17.6 | Ah, dry t-shirt contest. |
| 1:20.4 | So let's get into it with another episode of the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 1:27.2 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world. |
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