The Daily Show's Bracket of Bulls**t - Pandemic Edition | Arsenio Hall

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Trevor reports on COVID-19 concerns from around the world, Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. introduce the Bracket of Bulls**t: Pandemic Edition, and Arsenio Hall discusses "Coming 2 America." In honor of Women's History Month, help level the playing field for girls of color in STEM by donating at dailyshow.com/BlackGirlsCode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.2	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.7	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.0	Today is Thursday, March 18th, and I am so excited.
0:15.8	Because that means this weekend is the first day of spring, and it's the Persian New Year!
0:21.8	Nauru's, which is the best New Year ever, because part of the celebration is that you have to jump over a fire,
0:28.2	which is so epic! This is going to be my second year celebrating.
0:31.6	Last year we did it for the first time, but there was a slight misunderstanding.
0:34.4	We thought we'd jump into the fire and not over the fire, and like, long story short, rest in peace, Barry.
0:38.6	Nauru's, baby, we're back!
0:40.3	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, we fill out our pandemic bracket.
0:44.6	Biden and Putin are going to throw down off to school, and did you know coronavirus is also affecting other countries?
0:51.3	Plus, our Senio Hall is our guest.
0:54.1	So let's do this, people.
0:55.4	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:58.0	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
1:04.5	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Known. Here's a dish.
1:09.5	Let's kick things off with big news from the world of comic books.
1:15.2	I mean, comic books are the reason I'm so excited about the Spider-Bite.
1:19.5	Ooh, it burns so strong.
1:21.9	One of the biggest superheroes in the world right now is Captain America.
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