Bonus: Introducing Roy’s Job Fair with Roy Wood Jr.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Daily Show correspondent Roy Wood Jr. is exploring the entertaining world of employment in his new podcast, 'Roy’s Job Fair.' Whether you need a job, hate your job, or need some job tips. We all need to put food on the table. In this episode, Roy talks with an ex-McDonald’s worker who avoided robbers. A non-profit is hiring and reminds Roy of his terrible prostate exam, and an exec from Waffle House finally answers the question of whether or not they actually watch the Waffle House Fight videos. Finally, Black/White Peopleologist Rod4Short joins the show to discuss the Scammer of the week. Hear a new episode of Roy’s Job Fair every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.8	What is up?
0:05.8	My name is Roy.
0:07.6	Welcome to my job fair.
0:09.3	Hey, this is episode one, man.
0:11.2	We did it.
0:12.6	We did it.
0:13.6	I've joined the long list of people.
0:15.6	Doing a pandemic, we decided to put together an acoustical radio presentation just for
0:20.9	your ears.
0:21.9	But before we even start, just bring the music down.
0:24.2	Bring the music down for a second.
0:25.7	Just for a second.
0:26.7	Look, it's four stages of employment, all right?
0:29.0	You love your boss.
0:30.3	You want to slap your boss.
0:31.9	You need a new boss or you trying to be your own boss.
0:36.8	And also retirement.
0:37.8	Okay, there's five stages of employment.
0:39.3	You get what the hell I'm trying to do here.
0:41.4	If I could put it into a story, this is what I hope for the spot has to be.
0:44.8	I remember when I was like 22, 23 years old and I was still working the road as a road
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