The Daily Show Presents: Remotely Educational

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Trevor and The Daily Show correspondents provide pandemic-era education by covering topics ranging from real-life math to gym class, with a special lesson from boy band NCT 127. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.3	Hi kids, it's me, Trevor Noah.
0:08.3	Listen, I know it's really hard during this pandemic to learn anything from a TV or a computer.
0:14.3	Heck, it's hard for adults.
0:16.4	A lot of them try to learn things online and the next thing you know, they're storming the capital.
0:21.6	But I wanted to help.
0:23.0	So I asked the team here at the Daily Show to help put together a lesson plan for you guys.
0:28.7	And not just any lesson, but the lessons you won't learn in school.
0:32.8	But that you need to know before life teaches them to you the hard way.
0:36.7	My friends at the show agreed to help because they're on the contract.
0:40.7	So without further ado, please enjoy the Daily Show's special presentation remotely educational.
0:46.9	Here's edition.
1:04.4	Oh, hey kids.
1:06.0	Welcome to Geography class.
1:07.6	What's the capital of Mozambique?
1:09.2	I don't know.
1:10.2	Google that shit.
1:11.2	I am going to teach you geography.
1:13.4	You won't learn in schools, but need to know.
1:16.2	And today's lesson.
1:17.2	Who hates who?
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