If You Don't Know, Now You Know - International Round-Up
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2021
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:04.6 | MUSIC |
| 0:13.0 | Meet Boris Johnson, British politician and stunt double |
| 0:18.0 | for Jeff Daniels in Dhamman Dumber. |
| 0:21.0 | Now, many of you might be hearing about him for the first time, |
| 0:24.0 | but in Britain, he's a household name. |
| 0:27.0 | Alexander Boris Depeffel Johnson is the only British politician known universally by a first name. |
| 0:34.0 | Boris, he began his career as a journalist. |
| 0:37.0 | Johnson spent eight years as mayor of London, always willing to perform for the cameras. |
| 0:42.0 | Johnson struck political gold when Britain hosted the 2012 Olympics. |
| 0:46.0 | He gained praise for steering London smoothly through the event. |
| 0:50.0 | There were a few embarrassing moments for Johnson, most notably when he got stuck on a zip-wire. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, man, that is so embarrassing. |
| 1:05.0 | He's stuck on a zip-line up there. |
| 1:07.0 | I guess at the same time, but it's probably good preparation for handling Brexit. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, boy, how do I get out of this? Any ideas? Any ideas? I thought it would be much easier. |
| 1:16.0 | So Boris was the mayor of London and a character who did things that made people laugh. |
| 1:21.0 | But just like Trump, he also gained a reputation for his trash talk. |
| 1:25.0 | Boris Johnson has refused to bauticles from all sides to apologize for saying women who wear face-fails |
| 1:31.0 | look like bank robbers and lesserboxes. |
| 1:34.0 | Johnson also blastered the president's decision to move a bust of Winston Churchill from the |
| 1:39.0 | Oval Office. He called it, quote, a symbol of the part Kenyan presidents and sestral dislike |
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