Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode with the crime and coffee couple. My name's

Allison. My name's Mike. Hi, Mike. Hey, let's do a little cheers. I don't even know why.

Cheers to you. Cheers to another day, another, another opportunity to be better at what? And cheers to them. Cheers to you listening. Our listeners. All of us together. We wish you health, wealth, and happiness. Yeah. Whatever that looks like, whatever wealth looks like. You never see those reels where people are like, I'm rich. And then they say just because they have like people that love them and, you know, friends or people that they care about all around them and everything and that's what we always say we're rich in love you know we're on a walk earlier today and uh by the way uh we're a crime and coffee couple we you know that from the title but we deliver a new crime every single sunday we never do a series ever because you hate series series oh you mean like part one part two part three. Yeah, I like to wrap things up in one episode. You do, you do. She's a gal that likes to just get stuff done. I like a conclusion. That's why I've never been a fan of Unsolved Mysteries. And every time I go into Unsolved Mysteries, I'm convinced this time they're going to solve it. It's kind of like when I watched the Titanic. I think this time the captain is going to steer around that iceberg. Jack's going to try to fit on that door. He's going to never let go. Yeah, sorry for the spoiler. Spoiler, by the way. Yeah, so we were on a walk earlier today and you were talking about how, what was it, like animals, all they think about all day long is just survival, you know, which is kind of fine, trying to find, not be killed, number one. And then number two, try to find some food so that you can survive until the next day. Feed themselves and their babies. Yeah. And I thought about that because I just said, like, you know, we feel rich if we just feel like love around us. Humans are so unique like that. And like, meanwhile, you get the entire expansion of the universe that like really we are like nothing to everything else. We're little tiny grains of salt. Yeah. So I'm just saying all that because just enjoy your little slice of life right now. I mean, that's all you can do. And that's what we try to tell our son too, because he's always thinking of the next thing, the next thing. And by the way, he gets that from. Oh, okay, got you. So I really do try to stay our son too because he's always thinking of the next thing the next thing and by the way he gets that from me so i really do try to stay in the present moment and be thankful for

the things that i have rather than always thinking about what i don't have or what i want sometimes

it's hard yeah i don't think you do a great job but that i'd say i'm trying mike i'm actively

trying it's like uh there's always suggestions and requests from you and our son. Not that I have like all the power, but you're always like, do you think we should buy this from Amazon? Like just this morning, our son sent some weird body wash that I've never heard of in my life. It was like $6. Yeah. What's the difference between that and like Dove? I don't know,

but it was probably less money than Dove, so I wasn't complaining. But here's another example.

Mike would live maybe in squalor if I kicked off, but I replaced the lounge pads on our chaise

lounge on our patio. And by the way, we live in Florida. The pollen is through the roof, rain,

humidity, yada, yada. We've had the current ones we have for probably three years. Our cats lay

on them every day. I'm always vacuuming them, but they were looking run down. I replaced them.

Mike's like, how much did that cost? I was like, I don't like a hundred. So that means it was

120. It was like 125. Okay. That's like it's never what she says. And that's okay. Maybe 130. Okay. What I just say? 129. But the point is I'm like, yeah, they've been sitting outside for about three years. They're probably five pounds more because they're so saturated in pollen. Yeah, and the urine. It's like this is the cycle of life. Things wear down, you replace them. No, in Mike's life, it's one and done. You buy it. You don't touch it. And it just stays forever. Kind of like the house. I don't want to, no home improvement. I love when we had like, you know, we were putting in some stuff into the bathroom and

like redoing it.

And people are like, great job, Mike.

I'm like, oh, I didn't do any of this. It would never have happened without me prompting and pushing. As long as there's a toilet and it flushes. I am a happy man. Well, toilet paper or two would be nice. Yeah, toilet paper is good too. You know, I like to get crazy with a bidet.

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